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Hey, I'm Chelsea, age 18, from the USA. I like funny stuff, so that's what is on this blog, yo.

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John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

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When you trip and your spaghetti falls out your pocket by KingBach

i hate this

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