Eggs. Eggs. Egggs-terminate!

Hey, I'm Chelsea, age 18, from the USA. I like funny stuff, so that's what is on this blog, yo.

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somaymalou:

Vaganova Students (photo)


At first I thought this was an echappe (like en pointe) but no it’s a jump cool
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passionatedancing:

Oksana Skorik as Giselle
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therewerestarsintheireyes:

so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL

read it here:

Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles

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based-shenron:

Never forget
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07v:

this is it. this is the whole show
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"anyway, whatever i guess"

me, probably, about some complex personal emotional problem  (via geeses)

(Source: moon-rabbits, via jensensations)

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Watching A Goofy Movie As A Kid: Hahahaha oh man, poor Max, that's the most embarrassing dad ever
Watching A Goofy Movie As An Adult: YOU STUPID BRAT YOU SHOULD APPRECIATE YOUR GODDAMN TREASURE OF A FATHER
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ruinedchildhood:

When my parents have guests over and I need to get to the kitchen

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(via i-suck-dick)

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hipsterinatardis:

It’s not Sunday night until you are filled with melancholy for Monday.

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how many times have this two broken up seriously











omg bruce, you are the dramatic teenage girl in this relationship
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What You Crave vs What You Need

Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.
Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.
Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.
Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.
Cookies: Freudian psychology.
Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs.
Ice: The sweet release of death.
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